GOD: 'What's the problem, Eve?'
EVE: 'I know that you created me and provided this Beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.'
GOD: 'And why is that, Eve?'
EVE: 'I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.'
GOD: 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.'
EVE: 'Man? What is that?'
GOD: 'A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.'
EVE: 'Sounds great, but what's the catch?'
GOD: 'Well... you can have him on one condition.'
EVE: 'And what's that, dear God? '
GOD: 'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret...you know, woman to woman."